DOUG WELLER, et alii vermes culturales:
An Address to the Academy
Keywords:
1. Diversity | 2. Multi-Culturalism | 3. fascist | 4. racist
5. Goodthink/Crimethink | 6. Nazi | 7. welfare: academic
Honorable Chair-Critter, ladies, gentlemen, and hermaphrodites:
This presentation is made in conjunction with the Academy's
deliberations as to whether the lunar crater "Copernicus" should
be renamed "Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr."
The Academy has been has been criticized by various groups -
The Association of Sapphic Black-Afro-American Astrophysicists, in
particular - of "insensitivity" by retaining nomenclature of the
lunar surface consisting exclusively of Euro-male luminaries and
an obsolete fixation with Latin. Agitation to rectify this became
a cause célèbre, when the Academy tabled a motion to rename the
Mare Nectaris "Honey-Moon Bay," in accord with current Ebonics's
usage. The Simon Wiesenthal Foundation was quick to follow with
the demand that the Mare Humboltensis be renamed the Mare
Holocaustensis; indeed, that the vernacular "moon" be replaced
with Shoa. (The Academy was, I believe, correct in pointing out
that songs like "Shine on Harvest Shoa" and expressions like "Once
in a Blue Shoa" would trivialize an occurrence which has assumed
religious proportions. No doubt the same considerations caused the
Generalissimo to decline the 1947 offer of The Soviet Academy of
Sciences to rename the moon "Stalin.")
As my researches have demonstrated, the current topic under
consideration by the Academy is part of a much larger phenomenon:
the vilification of all things Euro-centric, all traditions, all
standards and mores. "The Transvaluation of all Values" [die
Umwertung aller Werte], which Friedrich Nietzsche presciently
postulated would mark the ascendancy of "Last Man": the creature
spawned by Democracy and its worship of the banal. The focus of my
address, said Doug Weller, who scurries tarantula-like along the
Web looking for Crimethinkers, being the archetype of homo
bovinus: the Diversity-monger, the vector of that spiritual AIDS
known as "Multi-Culturalism."
Lacking the wheel, rack, iron-maiden, strapato, stake and other
implements the Holy Office deployed to keep Western Man bound by
the shackles of The Hellenic Export-Model of Judaism, P-C
Inquisitors, like Mr. Weller (one assumes "Mister" is the proper
honorific, and that said Weller is not a modified bull-dyke, who
overcame a biological deficiency via phalloplasty), must - like
the Culture-Destroyers of Antiquity - resort to the invictive. As
the lice-ridden Christians of old referred to those who refused to
accept The Circumcised Apollo as pagani [bumpkins, yokels], so
the au courant Disciples of Diversity have assembled an arsenal of
epithets to malign those who take exception to their Dogmas. It
behooves us to examine these verbal assault weapons in detail.
1. FASCIST (isomorphic to "pagan"): anyone who disagrees with the
Diversity-Mongers in anything. When it comes to being
intolerant of dissenting opinions, they are the worst of
"fascists"! Theirs is Holy Writ, to which all must bow.
2. RACIST (isomorphic to "heretic"): anyone who refuses to assign
equal value to the fugues of Bach, the operas of Mozart, the
symphonies of Beethoven ... and The Kwanza-Butt-Wiggle.
(Nota Bene: only those of Euro-stock can be "racists." If those
making preposterous claims - like Cleopatra, Hannibal, and
Beethoven being Negroes[!!] - aren't Euros, that's "ethnic
solidarity," [Goodthink], not "racism" [Crimethink]!
Racism is [allegedly] Euro-sickle-cell-anemia.)
3. NAZI (isomorphic to "apostate"): anyone not ready to concede
that Hitler was the Arch-Fiend of All Time, or that there was
anything of value originating with the National-Socialist
regime ... with the exceptions of jet aircraft, rockets, Carmina Burana,
lighting the Olympic Torch at the Temple of Zeus, the art of Arno Brecker,
banning Fraktur and mandating pan-Euro Roman type, exalting Antiquity ...
["What have the Romans ever done for us?" | "The roads, the aqueduct,
the school, public health ..." certainly we've all seen The Life of Brian!]
4. HATE-SPEECH (isomorphic to debunking "The Donation of Constantine"):
exposure of the goals of Multi-Culturalists: the destruction of The West.
Jean Raspail wrote Camp of the Saints as a warning; for the minions
of Weller, it's a goal: "Welcome our brothers from the Ganges!"
This is by no means their total arsenal; however, it delineates
the principal vindictives they hurl with abandon. Unfortunately,
there are those "White Embarrassments," who qualify for some of
their epithets; however, they make no distinction between a White
Particularist and a White Supremacist. A "White-Particularist"
isn't interested in lording it over other Race-Cultures; however,
he is not about to abandon the Glories of his Race-Cultural Legacy
in obedience to the Culture-Destroyers's Iron-Law that "Everyone
and Everything is Equal ... except in sports; there alone is
Excellence of Accomplishment allowed honor!"
In their festering hatred of Euro-Excellence, the Diversity-
Mongers admit there are Heterosexual Perversions, but deny there
are Homosexual ones! The relationship between Hadrian and Antinoüs
may well have been as noble as Youcenar depicted it; however, it's
highly unlikely The Great Hellenizer shoved an Imperial Fist up to
the elbow into the bum of Bithynian boy he later deified! If
that's not sacrilege ... what is?!? (Aktaion got torn to pieces
merely for accidentally spying Artemis bathing ... and there
were more temples to Antinoüs than Artemis!) Oh no, mustn't say a
word about the antics of "Golden Shower Gill" or "Miss Thing" in
the presence of a Multi! That makes one a homophobe - Crimethink!
No sexual perversion of any type could be as onerous as the
perversity they have made of education. Being parasitism incarnate,
they have gutted out higher education, transmogrifying it into
"Passport Chasing," mandating that semesters be wasted mastering
the Kwaza-Butt-Wiggle, which could be spent acquiring a genuine
liberal-arts education. How many would enroll in their "Ethnic
Studies" agit-prop classes, if they weren't forced to? No Tickee,
no Raundry ... no Wiggle, no Passport! (Narry a word about the
Aztecs's cookbook and their favorite dish: Chile-con-Toltec!)
Latched on to the Academic-Teat like a new-born calf, the Multis
suck up the labors of the productive sector, while engaging in
non-stop anti-Euro agit-prop.
When it comes to defaming Euros, they have their pens dipped in
vitriol. Just don't ask them to come up with a list of non-Euro
accomplishments! They're oozing with "Ethnic Studies" ... but
"Ethic Accomplishments" are rarer than baked ham at a bar mitzvah!
The Basic Law of "Diversity" is that
Carping About Accomplishments Constitutes "Hate-Speech"!
That's The Whole Law; the Rest Is Merely Commentary!
Such being the case, I conclude this Address before the Academy
with the admonition that when the Wellers come slithering with
their pronunciamentos and demands to rename the lunar landscape, or
your city streets, you reply in French: va foutre!
MAGNA EUROPA EST PATRIA NOSTRA!
"Ursus Major": Legatus, Legionis I Invictae
Euro-American Student Union
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